I was born at a young age.
Then, I learned some things.
Then, I could walk.
Then, I went to Michigan State.
Then, I couldn't find a job.
Then, I went to the Creative Circus.
Then, I learned even more things.
Now, I'm the oldest I've ever been.
And I'm making ads at GS&P.
And Martha Shafer is my partner.
And that's a fake mustache.
But I am real.
Unless none of us are.
You scrolled to the bottom.
Was it a mistake or....?
Either way, you deserve a reward.
Here's a little morning pump-up video I made myself.
My gift to you.