I was born at a young age.
Then I learned some things.
Then I could walk.
Then I went to Michigan State.
Then I couldn't find a job.
Then I went to the Creative Circus.
Then I learned even more things.
Now, I am the oldest I've ever been.
And that's a fake mustache up there.
And that's not my hat.
But I am real.
Unless none of us are.
I made myself a morning pump up video.