I was born at a young age. 

Then, I learned some things. 

Then, I could walk.

Then, I went to Michigan State. 

Then, I couldn't find a job. 

Then, I went to the Creative Circus. 

Then, I learned even more things. 

Now, I'm the oldest I've ever been. 

And I'm making ads at GS&P.

And Martha Shafer is my partner. 

And that's a fake mustache. 

But I am real. 

Unless none of us are. 

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Congratulations!

You scrolled to the bottom. 

Was it a mistake or....? 

Either way, you deserve a reward. 

Here's a little morning pump-up video I made myself. 

My gift to you.