I was born at a young age. 

Then I learned some things. 

Then I could walk.

Then I went to Michigan State. 

Then I couldn't find a job. 

Then I went to the Creative Circus. 

Then I learned even more things. 

Now, I am the oldest I've ever been.

And that's a fake mustache up there. 

And that's not my hat. 

But I am real. 

Unless none of us are. 

Currently making ad stuff at GS&P

with Martha Shafer.

I made myself a morning pump up video. 

Then, I hired myself as the VO. Lousy pay.